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View Poll Results: Where would you rather poop?
I wait until I get to work so I can get paid to do it.
15.91%
I do it at home because I'm affraid of public crappers.
31.82%
I'm not scurred. I'd crap anywhere!!!
52.27%
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Old May 25, 2005 | 12:34 PM
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QUOTE (javageek @ May 25 2005, 02:41 PM)
During the holidays an old man was shopping and his colostimy bag started leaking. By the time he got into the bathroom it blew the top and ended up all over the urinals and sink. He was trying to clean himself up and slipped and fell in it. We ended up having to call the ambulance to come get him.

Sad, but LMFAO!!!!! lol.gif
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Old May 25, 2005 | 02:38 PM
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One of the reasons I take pretty good care of myself.. if I don't there could be a bag in my future.
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Old May 25, 2005 | 04:10 PM
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OH man, and I thought my story was nasty
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Old May 26, 2005 | 02:24 AM
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if i gotsta poop i'll do it wherever i needs to. wink1.gif
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Old May 26, 2005 | 06:11 AM
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QUOTE (javageek @ May 25 2005, 02:41 PM)
During the holidays an old man was shopping and his colostimy bag started leaking. By the time he got into the bathroom it blew the top and ended up all over the urinals and sink. He was trying to clean himself up and slipped and fell in it. We ended up having to call the ambulance to come get him.

That reminds me of this one Family Guy episode where Brian pees in the supermarket, and some old lady walks through it with her cane and slips and falls on her back in it, ahahahahhaa.
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Old May 26, 2005 | 09:58 AM
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shit the korean women at my office try to cove up the sound by flushing the toliet when a load is droped but the thing that they dont reallize is the vent connects to the mens room also and when i am in there, all i can say is GOD DAM.. they would put us guys to shame.. i thought i busted ass hard... nope... and to make it worse they back it up. they wont tell no one. you know where this is going people.
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Old May 26, 2005 | 10:20 AM
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I'll crap anywhere, but i tend to go on civics whenever possible.

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Old May 26, 2005 | 10:45 AM
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I was on the JV basketball team when i was a freshmen and we would all stay at school till the bus left haha....so if we had to go we had to go at school. well there were these bathrooms up by the wrestlers area that NEVER got used. one of the players played guitar and would bring it to kill time lol yea u know where this is going.....we would take what we called "team craps" we went in the girls because they had like 20 stalls and they were cleaner than the mens and the guy would play guitar while we went lol thought id share that...very relaxing
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Old May 26, 2005 | 12:48 PM
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I think the worst place to take a shizz is on a charter bus. I remember in highschool, we took a trip to Washington D.C., trip lasted for 2.5 days straight to get there. I held my shizz for the entire time cause the charter bus bathroom was horrendous!! When we arrived, I ran to the hotel room and took a dump..felt bad for my roomates.. :unsure:
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Old May 27, 2005 | 07:00 AM
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I know what you mean. We thought it would be cool to sit in the back of the bus to sleep. Well, we ended up getting all the fumes from the crapper.
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