View Poll Results: Where would you rather poop?
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Where Do You Poop?
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From: Dallas
Vehicle: Honda
I usually get a manager to let me into the car audio install bay and take my dumps in peace in their restroom. It's clean, and smells okay. And it's made for only one person.
My routine is usually go to lunch, clock back in, then go to the restroom.
My routine is usually go to lunch, clock back in, then go to the restroom.
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Vehicle: Elantra HD / 2007
When shizzling behind trees - the most important thing is to look very carefully not to sit on a nettle. ninja.gif
OMG!!! crap!
The worst thing - when in public WC water splash on the butt! YAK
Hehe - good reason - saving toilet paper for home=buying turbo kit in future tongue.gif
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Two men taling:
- How can I find WC?
- Go straight, then 2nd turn left and then follow your nose tongue.gif
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One man (Bob) went to WC, when he was popping a maggot he hear from another cabin:
- hello
So that man (Bob) think a bit and said:
- hi
Again from another cabin:
- how are you?
That man (Bob) said:
- I'm ok, now having a break....
Voice from another cabin:
- Hey, wait a minute, I'll call you back. One moron is trying to talk to me from another cabin
QUOTE (CyberShark @ May 25 2005, 04:06 AM)
My office is right across the women's bathroom and I give them hell for the ugly noises/smells that reek from there (there's nothing worse smelling then a woman's bathroom, perfume and shizz don't mix well in my opinion).
OMG!!! crap!
QUOTE (CyberShark @ May 25 2005, 05:09 AM)
^there was a guy at work who padded the seat. the only problem was that he padded the inside of the bowl in addition to the rim so water wouldn't splash his ass when he was shizzing.
The worst thing - when in public WC water splash on the butt! YAK
QUOTE (Lee_RD2 @ May 25 2005, 10:26 AM)
Give me work. Saves me money and saves on buying toilet paper for home.
Hehe - good reason - saving toilet paper for home=buying turbo kit in future tongue.gif
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Two men taling:
- How can I find WC?
- Go straight, then 2nd turn left and then follow your nose tongue.gif
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One man (Bob) went to WC, when he was popping a maggot he hear from another cabin:
- hello
So that man (Bob) think a bit and said:
- hi
Again from another cabin:
- how are you?
That man (Bob) said:
- I'm ok, now having a break....
Voice from another cabin:
- Hey, wait a minute, I'll call you back. One moron is trying to talk to me from another cabin
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^ LOL
I worked in an office a while back where I was the only male and the men's bathroom was large and very clean (as I was the only one who could use it and I only used it to pee). I would go in there and fall asleep for 30 minutes or so and then come out. If anyone asked what I was doing, I would say I was taking a dump!! Worked very well, especially on those days where I was hung over from the night before!!
I worked in an office a while back where I was the only male and the men's bathroom was large and very clean (as I was the only one who could use it and I only used it to pee). I would go in there and fall asleep for 30 minutes or so and then come out. If anyone asked what I was doing, I would say I was taking a dump!! Worked very well, especially on those days where I was hung over from the night before!!
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From: Jersey Shore
There's this one woman I work with who will disappear into the bathroom for like a half hour. One of us would go in to check on her and she would quickly start going for the toilet paper and flushing, hahaha. It reeked in there, though. :x
Since I now work the "midnight shift", we get weirdos coming in and crapping/puking/having sex in our bathrooms all the time. In fact, a few months ago, some guy crapped all over the bathroom floor. We had to close the men's bathroom off and call in a professional bathroom/kitchen cleaner to get rid of it. Oh yeah, and the other night, some drunk lady was drinking wine IN OUR STORE and then fell in the stall trying to crap. She just fell over forward off of the toilet and smashed her face into the door. I went in there to see what the noise was all about, and I saw through the bottom of the stall that she was face-down on the ground with her legs around the bottom of the toilet.
Oh man, some of my stories... haha.
Since I now work the "midnight shift", we get weirdos coming in and crapping/puking/having sex in our bathrooms all the time. In fact, a few months ago, some guy crapped all over the bathroom floor. We had to close the men's bathroom off and call in a professional bathroom/kitchen cleaner to get rid of it. Oh yeah, and the other night, some drunk lady was drinking wine IN OUR STORE and then fell in the stall trying to crap. She just fell over forward off of the toilet and smashed her face into the door. I went in there to see what the noise was all about, and I saw through the bottom of the stall that she was face-down on the ground with her legs around the bottom of the toilet.
Oh man, some of my stories... haha.
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From: Clovis, NM
Vehicle: 2010 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited
During the holidays an old man was shopping and his colostimy bag started leaking. By the time he got into the bathroom it blew the top and ended up all over the urinals and sink. He was trying to clean himself up and slipped and fell in it. We ended up having to call the ambulance to come get him.
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From: Michigan
I prefer @ work.
Not only do I get paid for it then, but the futuristic restrooms are pretty nice.
(and it helps me by getting paid to play a game on my cell phone too, while I'm at it).
Speaking of which....brb.
Not only do I get paid for it then, but the futuristic restrooms are pretty nice.
(and it helps me by getting paid to play a game on my cell phone too, while I'm at it).
Speaking of which....brb.