there are three sperms swimming out of-... yeah

the first sperm says "i'm gonna get to the egg first and i'm going to make the most beautiful baby girl"
the second sperm goes "not if i get there first and make the stringest baby boy ever"
the third sperm laughs and says "you idiots! we're in the esophagus"

 

There was actually a website set up to discover the funniest joke in the world. Millions where submitted, and this is what won, translated from several nations:

Two men are on a hunting trip, and one of them clutches his chest and collapses on the ground no longer breathing. The other calls the operator and hastily proclaims, "I think my friend had a heart attack and died! He just collapsed on the ground!" The operator replies, "Well sir, let me talk you through this until help arrives. First, we need to make sure he's really dead." "The hunter hastilly replies, "Got it!" Silence follows.... In the background a gun shot is heard. Moments later the man returns to the phone and says, "OK, now what?"

 

Hahahaha

good shit...

 

How come this isn't sticky anymore??????????
Anyhow this is funny shite!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70xI5ABn9ao

 

love it when they put the endings in slow motion. haha yeah i saw that. they post some of the best things.

 

lol.. just saw that on my srt forums yesterday.. HAHA

she got the shit scared out of her for sure.

 

I once sniffed coke......but......ice cubes blocked my nostrils.

Jesus said come forth and i will give you eternal life. John came fifth. He won a toaster.

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me dont care, me dont cry, me just glad that cows cant fly!

 

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