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Old Dec 24, 2009 | 10:12 PM
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Okay guys and girls, about to go to bed so I can take my son to the airport in the morning, looking forward to some good loot and good food tomorrow. Thought it might be fun to start something up with the regulars.

Keep it semi clean, and keep it to ONE SENTENCE at the MOST. Don't put 400 word sentences down please! Let's keep this going until maybe the 1st...



Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the forums...
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 01:05 AM
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...was silent from chatter, not even boredom...
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 10:00 AM
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whats truely sad is i dont know the next line in that story........

oh well happy holidaze everyone
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 11:07 AM
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my stocking was hung from the chimney with care, because my fat azz wife wouldn't even dare...
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 11:38 AM
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When all of a sudden, arose such a clatter...

Ahhh, this sucks. LOL
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 11:40 AM
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Ahh crap, Dad had again fallen off the ladder....
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 04:11 PM
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....but he stood right back up, and cursed some choice words........
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 05:41 PM
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...about mothers and fathers, bees and birds...
Old Dec 25, 2009 | 11:02 PM
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and sex with small boys.
Old Dec 27, 2009 | 10:35 AM
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Household tools and large toys...


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