Off Topic Cafe If it doesn't belong in any of the other forums. Post all Off Topic stuff here.

Christmas Weekend Whore Thread...

Thread Tools
 
Old 12-24-2009, 10:12 PM
  #1  
Senior Member
Thread Starter
 
REDZMAN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Los Lunas, New Mexico, USA.
Posts: 34,642
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Vehicle: 2001 Hyundai Tiburon, 2004 Kia Sorento, 2010 Kia Soul
Default

Okay guys and girls, about to go to bed so I can take my son to the airport in the morning, looking forward to some good loot and good food tomorrow. Thought it might be fun to start something up with the regulars.

Keep it semi clean, and keep it to ONE SENTENCE at the MOST. Don't put 400 word sentences down please! Let's keep this going until maybe the 1st...



Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the forums...
REDZMAN is offline  
Old 12-25-2009, 01:05 AM
  #2  
Senior Member
 
nos4atu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Red Deer
Posts: 829
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Vehicle: 2012 mitsubishi eclipse spyder gs, 2001 hyundai tiburon
Default

...was silent from chatter, not even boredom...
nos4atu is offline  
Old 12-25-2009, 10:00 AM
  #3  
Senior Member
 
optimoprime's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posts: 3,285
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Vehicle: 2000 tiburon
Default

whats truely sad is i dont know the next line in that story........

oh well happy holidaze everyone
optimoprime is offline  
Old 12-25-2009, 11:07 AM
  #4  
Moderator
 
UrS0NvS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: wamego, kansas
Posts: 5,280
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Vehicle: 2001 hyundai tiburon
Default

my stocking was hung from the chimney with care, because my fat azz wife wouldn't even dare...
UrS0NvS is offline  
Old 12-25-2009, 11:38 AM
  #5  
Senior Member
Thread Starter
 
REDZMAN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Los Lunas, New Mexico, USA.
Posts: 34,642
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Vehicle: 2001 Hyundai Tiburon, 2004 Kia Sorento, 2010 Kia Soul
Default

When all of a sudden, arose such a clatter...

Ahhh, this sucks. LOL
REDZMAN is offline  
Old 12-25-2009, 11:40 AM
  #6  
Senior Member
 
nos4atu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Red Deer
Posts: 829
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Vehicle: 2012 mitsubishi eclipse spyder gs, 2001 hyundai tiburon
Default

Ahh crap, Dad had again fallen off the ladder....
nos4atu is offline  
Old 12-25-2009, 04:11 PM
  #7  
Senior Member
 
TibFreak's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Southern, Ohio
Posts: 524
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Vehicle: 1999 Hyundai Tiburon
Default

....but he stood right back up, and cursed some choice words........
TibFreak is offline  
Old 12-25-2009, 05:41 PM
  #8  
Senior Member
 
nos4atu's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Red Deer
Posts: 829
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Vehicle: 2012 mitsubishi eclipse spyder gs, 2001 hyundai tiburon
Default

...about mothers and fathers, bees and birds...
nos4atu is offline  
Old 12-25-2009, 11:02 PM
  #9  
DTN
Moderator
 
DTN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Leesville, Louisiana
Posts: 11,731
Received 5 Likes on 5 Posts
Vehicle: 2001 Hyundai Tiburon
Default

and sex with small boys.
DTN is offline  
Old 12-27-2009, 10:35 AM
  #10  
Senior Member
 
Shark Bite's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Milford, NH
Posts: 270
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Household tools and large toys...
Shark Bite is offline  



All times are GMT -6. The time now is 05:53 PM.