Okay guys and girls, about to go to bed so I can take my son to the airport in the morning, looking forward to some good loot and good food tomorrow. Thought it might be fun to start something up with the regulars.

Keep it semi clean, and keep it to ONE SENTENCE at the MOST. Don't put 400 word sentences down please! Let's keep this going until maybe the 1st...



<span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><span style="color:#FF0000">Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the forums...</span></span>

...was silent from chatter, not even boredom...

whats truely sad is i dont know the next line in that story........

oh well happy holidaze everyone

my stocking was hung from the chimney with care, because my fat azz wife wouldn't even dare...

When all of a sudden, arose such a clatter...

Ahhh, this sucks. LOL

Ahh crap, Dad had again fallen off the ladder....

....but he stood right back up, and cursed some choice words........

...about mothers and fathers, bees and birds...

and sex with small boys.

Household tools and large toys...