Turbo petition
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-Steve
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In recent years, Hyundai Motor Corporation has suceeded in manufacturing some of the best vehicles for value and dependability in the world. This has been shown by their jump in sales as of late, and we believe that they are doing an excellent job in this aspect
suceeded is spelled succeeded... smile.gif -Steve
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*Hyundai Executives Day 2*
Exec #1: Sir, some Hyundai owners have started an online petition for a turbocharged coupe?
Exec #2: So?
Exec #1: Well, I checked it Sir. It could be just a typo but I think they have over 1,000,000 signatures already.
Exec #2: ~spits out Mooshufido~ What??!! eek! Dammit, well it's not like we can File 13 an online petition. What can we do?
Exec #1: I say we give it to them. We can use those Yugo Turbos we have in the warehouse. They will only run at 2psi but at least it's a turbo. We can market it as a factory installed option for those owners that want them.
Exec #2: You think it will fly?
Exec #1: Yes, well only until the consumer realizes that they would have been better off installing one of those electric Z-turbos or that wack Tornado thingy.
Exec #1: Then what? We'll have another petition on our hands and possibly a lawsuit.
Exec #2: Well, we'll cut our losses and file for Chapter 11 and follow suit with Daewoo.
Exec #1: Bet, get started. Call Martha Stewart and let her know. I'm sure she'll wanna unload her Hyundai stock in a hurry. Call from the pay phone across the street. I don't want the Feds tracing the call back to us.
Exec #2: Alrightythen, I'll also call our bank in Bermuda and make ready for the fund transfer.
Exec #1: I'm sure gonna miss this corner office with a view. Oh, one more thing; be sure to fully publicize the names on that petition. So after we go bankrupt, the masses will have people to bitch at when they find out the best warranty in the business is no longer valid. wink
Exec #1: Sir, some Hyundai owners have started an online petition for a turbocharged coupe?
Exec #2: So?
Exec #1: Well, I checked it Sir. It could be just a typo but I think they have over 1,000,000 signatures already.
Exec #2: ~spits out Mooshufido~ What??!! eek! Dammit, well it's not like we can File 13 an online petition. What can we do?
Exec #1: I say we give it to them. We can use those Yugo Turbos we have in the warehouse. They will only run at 2psi but at least it's a turbo. We can market it as a factory installed option for those owners that want them.
Exec #2: You think it will fly?
Exec #1: Yes, well only until the consumer realizes that they would have been better off installing one of those electric Z-turbos or that wack Tornado thingy.
Exec #1: Then what? We'll have another petition on our hands and possibly a lawsuit.
Exec #2: Well, we'll cut our losses and file for Chapter 11 and follow suit with Daewoo.
Exec #1: Bet, get started. Call Martha Stewart and let her know. I'm sure she'll wanna unload her Hyundai stock in a hurry. Call from the pay phone across the street. I don't want the Feds tracing the call back to us.
Exec #2: Alrightythen, I'll also call our bank in Bermuda and make ready for the fund transfer.
Exec #1: I'm sure gonna miss this corner office with a view. Oh, one more thing; be sure to fully publicize the names on that petition. So after we go bankrupt, the masses will have people to bitch at when they find out the best warranty in the business is no longer valid. wink
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Hootie:
*Hyundai Executives Day 2*
Exec #1: Sir, some Hyundai owners have started an online petition for a turbocharged coupe?
Exec #2: So?
Exec #1: Well, I checked it Sir. It could be just a typo but I think they have over 1,000,000 signatures already.
Exec #2: ~spits out Mooshufido~ What??!! eek! Dammit, well it's not like we can File 13 an online petition. What can we do?
Exec #1: I say we give it to them. We can use those Yugo Turbos we have in the warehouse. They will only run at 2psi but at least it's a turbo. We can market it as a factory installed option for those owners that want them.
Exec #2: You think it will fly?
Exec #1: Yes, well only until the consumer realizes that they would have been better off installing one of those electric Z-turbos or that wack Tornado thingy.
Exec #1: Then what? We'll have another petition on our hands and possibly a lawsuit.
Exec #2: Well, we'll cut our losses and file for Chapter 11 and follow suit with Daewoo.
Exec #1: Bet, get started. Call Martha Stewart and let her know. I'm sure she'll wanna unload her Hyundai stock in a hurry. Call from the pay phone across the street. I don't want the Feds tracing the call back to us.
Exec #2: Alrightythen, I'll also call our bank in Bermuda and make ready for the fund transfer.
Exec #1: I'm sure gonna miss this corner office with a view. Oh, one more thing; be sure to fully publicize the names on that petition. So after we go bankrupt, the masses will have people to bitch at when they find out the best warranty in the business is no longer valid. wink
just great *Hyundai Executives Day 2*
Exec #1: Sir, some Hyundai owners have started an online petition for a turbocharged coupe?
Exec #2: So?
Exec #1: Well, I checked it Sir. It could be just a typo but I think they have over 1,000,000 signatures already.
Exec #2: ~spits out Mooshufido~ What??!! eek! Dammit, well it's not like we can File 13 an online petition. What can we do?
Exec #1: I say we give it to them. We can use those Yugo Turbos we have in the warehouse. They will only run at 2psi but at least it's a turbo. We can market it as a factory installed option for those owners that want them.
Exec #2: You think it will fly?
Exec #1: Yes, well only until the consumer realizes that they would have been better off installing one of those electric Z-turbos or that wack Tornado thingy.
Exec #1: Then what? We'll have another petition on our hands and possibly a lawsuit.
Exec #2: Well, we'll cut our losses and file for Chapter 11 and follow suit with Daewoo.
Exec #1: Bet, get started. Call Martha Stewart and let her know. I'm sure she'll wanna unload her Hyundai stock in a hurry. Call from the pay phone across the street. I don't want the Feds tracing the call back to us.
Exec #2: Alrightythen, I'll also call our bank in Bermuda and make ready for the fund transfer.
Exec #1: I'm sure gonna miss this corner office with a view. Oh, one more thing; be sure to fully publicize the names on that petition. So after we go bankrupt, the masses will have people to bitch at when they find out the best warranty in the business is no longer valid. wink
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Vehicle: Lancer Evo IX
I signed too, and here's why it WILL work!
Exec#1: Man there's somthing going on in cyberspace! There's about 1 million ppl out there who want us to turbocharge our Tuscani and Accent model lines!
Exex#2: So what man, no-one pays attention to these crappy online petitions anyway!
Exec#1: hey we better pay attention to this one, they say it'll increase out sales figure in the States and it'll also put us on the same map as Subaru, mitsubishi and Nissan!
Exec#2: Yeah but it'll cost so much more to put those things into the cars and have Hyunil make us new chips to run the management systems! that won't go down well with the brass!
Exec#1: The brass have already agreed to it!
Exec#2: WHAT!? WHY!? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!??!?!?
Exec#1: DUDE DIDN'T YOU READ THE PETITION!? THOSE 1,000,000 PEOPLE WHO SIGNED IT TOLD US THAT IF WE DIDNT GIVE THEM 300BHP TURBO'D TUSCANIS AND ACCENTS...THEY WOULD DECLARE JIHAD ON US ALL!!! eek!
Everybody know what they have to do...???
Exec#1: Man there's somthing going on in cyberspace! There's about 1 million ppl out there who want us to turbocharge our Tuscani and Accent model lines!
Exex#2: So what man, no-one pays attention to these crappy online petitions anyway!
Exec#1: hey we better pay attention to this one, they say it'll increase out sales figure in the States and it'll also put us on the same map as Subaru, mitsubishi and Nissan!
Exec#2: Yeah but it'll cost so much more to put those things into the cars and have Hyunil make us new chips to run the management systems! that won't go down well with the brass!
Exec#1: The brass have already agreed to it!
Exec#2: WHAT!? WHY!? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!??!?!?
Exec#1: DUDE DIDN'T YOU READ THE PETITION!? THOSE 1,000,000 PEOPLE WHO SIGNED IT TOLD US THAT IF WE DIDNT GIVE THEM 300BHP TURBO'D TUSCANIS AND ACCENTS...THEY WOULD DECLARE JIHAD ON US ALL!!! eek!
Everybody know what they have to do...???
