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Drunk already, 5 beers down and its only 7, noones coming til 9.

Already smashed a friggin shot glass, clumsy bastard I am

 

too much pre-gamming huh? lmao.gif

enjoy

 

pre-gaming is where its at, just dont know about doing it when YOU are hosting the party...

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take many pics through the night.

 

yeah the camera is all loaded up and roaring to go.

thats a $70 bottle of mexican fire there, I expect people to do technicolor yawns (aka the sidewalk pizza) hence the pussy bucket.

oops, f*** it.

lwft the lighter in the car and it was too cold to go get her. so i just burnt off half a f***ing eyebrow using the gas.

lesson kids, dont do that when youre 8 beers in and the party hasnt f***ing started yet.



bah now i stink of burning hair. blech

 

try the other side while your at it! fing02.gif

 

your eyebrows look like the hair on my hands after i get drunk and do a couple statue of liberties.



rule of thumb, if you can still count the number of beers you drank, you are not drunk enough.

 

No indeed. When I get going I drink for about 12 hours.

Las t time I got drunk I managed to insult my wife's mothers entire family which was a total f***ing bonus.

none of them spoke to me since, sweet, assholes they were anyways.

youll know when im on my way because i wont be ablle to spell proper anymore.

Ill explain what it was that f***ed her family off another time. Im just glad I managed to get that done before she left me, because Id waited years to do that.

Beer is like truth serum for me. I hild in very little apart from what i *truly* feel toward someone for the sake of peace. But get me drunk? and I dont like you? lmao get ready for a fight or walk away

 

I can't believe you didn't open invitation us with all the hot chicks you're going to have over there... you should really hook up a RD buddy.

 

hey you were all welcome but its a f***ing long drive to here mang

 

i was wondering where my bucket went! lmao.gif