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Good lord well the more I find out the funnier it all becomes lmao.
Right. where to begin?
Well i left work at 4pm came home and got straight on the beer. Full count was -
13 cans of miller light, a 6 pack of guiness extra stout, half a bottle of cabo wabo 5 yr and 3 shots of whiskey. That would explain why I was still rat assed when i woke up and why I fell over trying to get dressed then.
OK, chicks.
A good few turned up, one in particular called Roas who is a knockout little hispanic apparently mentioned the word sex and how she's never had like knockout sex. At which point I told her all about my ability to do it three times and not even pull out, and then onto say that I could have her crawling around my bedroom floor with her ass in the air and juice running down her legs. lmao.gif And the funny part is apparently she wasnt offended in the slightest, even by my insistance that I would be the best shag she's ever had because sex is 99% psychology and the rest is the physical part.
And then later in the evening some bird turned up, I have no recollection of who she is or where she came from but I apparently told her her ass was heavenly and I would like to use it as a pillow. Again she wasnt offended and thought I was really funny according to the guys that bought her over. lmao.gif
Now everyone left around 1am when apparenttly I took to singing "Rule Brittania" on the balcony at the top of my lungs. Well according to TomOTEC who had puked and long gone home I called him around 1:30 and offered up all kinds of insults. Infact he couldnt understand a word I was saying so hes going to play it back to me when he sees me next so I can try and work out what the hell I was saying.
I then threw the phone out of the balcony doors and had to go down and pick it up thismorning, I also woke with a half drank can of miller on my bedside table, so all I can imagine is that I was still drinking right up to the point I passed out.
So other than pretty much telling every chick who turned up how I would like to shag the shit out of them and yelling my head off all night it went rather well. Im having another one on December the 23rd. And yes youre all invited.
Right. where to begin?
Well i left work at 4pm came home and got straight on the beer. Full count was -
13 cans of miller light, a 6 pack of guiness extra stout, half a bottle of cabo wabo 5 yr and 3 shots of whiskey. That would explain why I was still rat assed when i woke up and why I fell over trying to get dressed then.
OK, chicks.
A good few turned up, one in particular called Roas who is a knockout little hispanic apparently mentioned the word sex and how she's never had like knockout sex. At which point I told her all about my ability to do it three times and not even pull out, and then onto say that I could have her crawling around my bedroom floor with her ass in the air and juice running down her legs. lmao.gif And the funny part is apparently she wasnt offended in the slightest, even by my insistance that I would be the best shag she's ever had because sex is 99% psychology and the rest is the physical part.
And then later in the evening some bird turned up, I have no recollection of who she is or where she came from but I apparently told her her ass was heavenly and I would like to use it as a pillow. Again she wasnt offended and thought I was really funny according to the guys that bought her over. lmao.gif
Now everyone left around 1am when apparenttly I took to singing "Rule Brittania" on the balcony at the top of my lungs. Well according to TomOTEC who had puked and long gone home I called him around 1:30 and offered up all kinds of insults. Infact he couldnt understand a word I was saying so hes going to play it back to me when he sees me next so I can try and work out what the hell I was saying.
I then threw the phone out of the balcony doors and had to go down and pick it up thismorning, I also woke with a half drank can of miller on my bedside table, so all I can imagine is that I was still drinking right up to the point I passed out.
So other than pretty much telling every chick who turned up how I would like to shag the shit out of them and yelling my head off all night it went rather well. Im having another one on December the 23rd. And yes youre all invited.
