I Feel This Party Is Gonna Be Crazy
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yeah the camera is all loaded up and roaring to go.
thats a $70 bottle of mexican fire there, I expect people to do technicolor yawns (aka the sidewalk pizza) hence the pussy bucket.
oops, f*** it.
lwft the lighter in the car and it was too cold to go get her. so i just burnt off half a f***ing eyebrow using the gas.
lesson kids, dont do that when youre 8 beers in and the party hasnt f***ing started yet.
bah now i stink of burning hair. blech
thats a $70 bottle of mexican fire there, I expect people to do technicolor yawns (aka the sidewalk pizza) hence the pussy bucket.
oops, f*** it.
lwft the lighter in the car and it was too cold to go get her. so i just burnt off half a f***ing eyebrow using the gas.
lesson kids, dont do that when youre 8 beers in and the party hasnt f***ing started yet.
bah now i stink of burning hair. blech
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your eyebrows look like the hair on my hands after i get drunk and do a couple statue of liberties.
rule of thumb, if you can still count the number of beers you drank, you are not drunk enough.
rule of thumb, if you can still count the number of beers you drank, you are not drunk enough.
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No indeed. When I get going I drink for about 12 hours.
Las t time I got drunk I managed to insult my wife's mothers entire family which was a total f***ing bonus.
none of them spoke to me since, sweet, assholes they were anyways.
youll know when im on my way because i wont be ablle to spell proper anymore.
Ill explain what it was that f***ed her family off another time. Im just glad I managed to get that done before she left me, because Id waited years to do that.
Beer is like truth serum for me. I hild in very little apart from what i *truly* feel toward someone for the sake of peace. But get me drunk? and I dont like you? lmao get ready for a fight or walk away
Las t time I got drunk I managed to insult my wife's mothers entire family which was a total f***ing bonus.
none of them spoke to me since, sweet, assholes they were anyways.
youll know when im on my way because i wont be ablle to spell proper anymore.
Ill explain what it was that f***ed her family off another time. Im just glad I managed to get that done before she left me, because Id waited years to do that.
Beer is like truth serum for me. I hild in very little apart from what i *truly* feel toward someone for the sake of peace. But get me drunk? and I dont like you? lmao get ready for a fight or walk away
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I can't believe you didn't open invitation us with all the hot chicks you're going to have over there... you should really hook up a RD buddy.