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You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish

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Old Dec 7, 2009 | 09:59 PM
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You have your larger garage but you lose your driver's license...permanently.

I wish my Accent had 300whp.
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Old Dec 7, 2009 | 10:02 PM
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Wish granted, but you can't put tires on it...

I wish for snow.
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Old Dec 7, 2009 | 10:03 PM
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It has 300whp, but is on fire in 03-Accent-03's huge garage.

I wish I had a 10" ding-a-ling.
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Old Dec 7, 2009 | 10:03 PM
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Granted, but you can't get it up...

I wish for snow.
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Old Dec 7, 2009 | 10:49 PM
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the copenhagen global summit leaked email scandal of east England denies you snow.

i want to talk to my girl!!!!!

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Old Dec 7, 2009 | 11:42 PM
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You do, but she shoots you down and has dirty sex with me.

I wish I could have anything I ever wanted.
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Old Dec 8, 2009 | 06:44 AM
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Wish granted, but the government says you're a danger to the country and puts you in isolation.

I wish for a peaceful world with no war.
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Old Dec 8, 2009 | 08:50 AM
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Granted, but you live on Uranus and you're the only one there.

I wish for a 100% raise.
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Old Dec 8, 2009 | 09:08 AM
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Granted, but the government increased taxes so Uncle Same took most of it.

I wish girls werent so complicated.
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Old Dec 8, 2009 | 09:09 AM
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Granted, but they're all lesbians.

I wish HP would sell themselves to HA.
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