Stolen from another site.

The rules are simple. Grant the previous wish, but turn it around, making the wish suck.


Here's an example:

Wish: I wish I had some peace and quiet.

Reply: Granted. You are now in solitary confinement.



I'll start:

I wish I had a million dollars

 

Wish granted: the money was stolen and dye packs went off covering all the money in ink.


I wish for a genesis.

 

Granted, but you didnt pay your bill and now its being repo'd.


I wish for warm weather all the time!

 

Welcome to Hell.

I wish for forum word games to cease to exist. beercheers.gif

 

Granted: You now get spam every day in your email and text messages from people starting them. tongue.gif

I wish for the perfect woman to fall into my life!

 

She lands on the roof of your car and totals it.

I wish for eternal life without aging.

 

Granted, but you are deaf, blind, mute, and are a quadriplegic (OUCH!).

I wish for world peace.

 

Wish granted, but you are the only person left alive on earth.

I wish to win the lottery.

 

Wish granted, but you're 1 in a million people who won, so you only get a little bit!

I wish I owned a huge mega yacht so I could sail around the world.

 

Wish granted, but your boat's flux capacitor is broken and won't go.

I wish for a bigger garage.