What is the nastiest thing your neighbor has done to piss you off?
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HAHAHA only in TX!!
That's slick, real slick. I mean downright mean!
I don't like my yard for the reason that my neighbors see everything. My family had lovely bamboo growing in between yards. Who wouldn't want some good old fashioned privacy? NOPE. One neighbor removed ALL of the bamboos while we were on vacation. The other neighbors poured gasoline and killed off most of them. I thought they were hippies but apparently they're bamboo nazis.
Get a big snake. Don't feed it for a week. Let it "accidentally" slip over the fence. See how long that dog lasts. Retrieve snake after barking has stopped.
Barking dogs is the #1 most annoying thing in the world.
Barking dogs is the #1 most annoying thing in the world.
That's slick, real slick. I mean downright mean!
I don't like my yard for the reason that my neighbors see everything. My family had lovely bamboo growing in between yards. Who wouldn't want some good old fashioned privacy? NOPE. One neighbor removed ALL of the bamboos while we were on vacation. The other neighbors poured gasoline and killed off most of them. I thought they were hippies but apparently they're bamboo nazis.
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If you're a hot young eloquent woman proudly sunbathing your beautiful curvaceous silky smooth body, screw the bamboo. But if you're a hairy stumpy big ass crinkly smelly shirtless dude with sweat stains in your crotch area, you better be damn sure the bamboo is staying!
Or look at it this way:
My neighborhood was built around 1930, in the backyard of General Ulysses S. Grant's quarters where there were beautiful natural fauna (I've found civil war bullets and memorabilia). In 1985 developers purchased all of the land in between my house and Grant's and in one year they put up a neighborhood of cheap plastic town homes surrounding everything in sight for profit. So my dad planted bamboo, taken from bamboo that was planted down the street for some 80 years (which was all removed recently
). It was there LONG before any of those f___ers even thought about living there! Then they come in and tried to dictate. You ever seen a movie called Pale Rider?
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No. Cliffs? 
If the bamboo was on your property then it's time to file a complaint with The Man. If it was on their property, you should have let it spread to yours before taking that trip!
If the bamboo was on your property then it's time to file a complaint with The Man. If it was on their property, you should have let it spread to yours before taking that trip!
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Cliffs?
"The Man" hasn't given any problems after we had a family friend with a good American accent pretending to be a lawyer call them and frighten them stiff
They never bothered us ever again, only I suspect he pours fuel or weed killer on them at times of night.
"The Man" hasn't given any problems after we had a family friend with a good American accent pretending to be a lawyer call them and frighten them stiff
They never bothered us ever again, only I suspect he pours fuel or weed killer on them at times of night.