Tired and Overworked
02-22-2003, 11:13 AM
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Tired and Overworked
I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school.
That leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million
employed by the federal government.
That leaves 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces
preoccupied with killing the Taliban.
That leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city
governments. That leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time
there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
That leaves 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to
do the work. You and me.
And there you are sitting on your *** , at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice
The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school.
That leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million
employed by the federal government.
That leaves 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces
preoccupied with killing the Taliban.
That leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city
governments. That leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time
there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
That leaves 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to
do the work. You and me.
And there you are sitting on your *** , at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice
