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Old Sep 26, 2013 | 10:26 AM
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Porn Is Now Illegal In Utah







Is this for real, porn is now illegal in George, Utah? Also in related news, George, Utah has now become the “worst city in America”! What kind of crazy insane Kevin bacon Ren McCormack “Footloose” ban is going on Utah?



“In a unanimous decision by the city council of St. George, Utah, a law was passed making the possession of any pornographic related material in the city limits a crime punishable by 30 days in jail.” –natap




Listen, I’m not here to be an advocate for all porn and tell you how amazing and positive it is. I agree there is a lot of ‘out of this world’ material that maybe shouldn’t be floating around, but not all porn is bad. Sure you have your horse involvement films, your misogynistic angels and frankly I have never been a big fan of anything that resembles melted chocolate, but I would never condone banning any of it.



This is America, a country the bleeds red, white and blue and fights for a freedom every single day. To make it illegal and punishable with jail time goes against everything this nation stands for. America is freedom, and what’s more free then being naked and punishing your clown while watching two people bumping nastys with a sexy alien who delivers pizza?


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Old Sep 26, 2013 | 03:39 PM
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That HAS to be a joke.
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Old Sep 26, 2013 | 07:40 PM
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Is this for real?



Hey man what are you in for?

I was smoking some Weed, what about you?

I bought a Playboy at the Barns & Noble on Main Street
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Old Sep 27, 2013 | 10:48 AM
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Utah is messed up.
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Old Sep 27, 2013 | 11:02 AM
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im gonna sneak black market pornos into that town and make MILLIONS
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Old Sep 27, 2013 | 11:08 AM
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Utah's new state motto... "Land of Mormon Hypocrisy".
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Old Sep 27, 2013 | 01:45 PM
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I really can't.
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Old Sep 28, 2013 | 04:08 AM
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In other news, "arthouse" film sales syroket in utah
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