Poo Through A Goose.
12-31-2006, 11:26 PM
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I wanted to use the S word but I remembered that got me in strife last time.
Anyways some of yous will remember that when i moved into my new apartment I had a lake outside? well the geese are cool and all but the other day when I was carrying door panels from the car one tried to attack me and hissed at me. I wouldnt mind but the little bastard wouldnt move out the way, so I toe punted him in the schnoz and he moved.
Well thinking what I could do to get revenge (and for all the crapping they do on the doorstep) I hatched my plan.
A few weeks back I went and got a few boxes of xzyience protien bars (remember my post about cacking myself?) well the berry ones are really nice, but the cinnamon ones are NASTY.
So I had them in the trash can waiting to go into the dumpster then realised that if I fed them to the geese it would give them the runs (was the same with my ex wife's pet goose when he ate horse grain).
So I broke up three of them and threw them to the geese, who gobbled down the lot.. Muhahahahah.
Well when I went out the next morning instead of the usual sausage poos all over the place there were puddles of green stuff lmao.gif
Little f***ers, that'll teach em lmao.gif
Anyways some of yous will remember that when i moved into my new apartment I had a lake outside? well the geese are cool and all but the other day when I was carrying door panels from the car one tried to attack me and hissed at me. I wouldnt mind but the little bastard wouldnt move out the way, so I toe punted him in the schnoz and he moved.
Well thinking what I could do to get revenge (and for all the crapping they do on the doorstep) I hatched my plan.
A few weeks back I went and got a few boxes of xzyience protien bars (remember my post about cacking myself?) well the berry ones are really nice, but the cinnamon ones are NASTY.
So I had them in the trash can waiting to go into the dumpster then realised that if I fed them to the geese it would give them the runs (was the same with my ex wife's pet goose when he ate horse grain).
So I broke up three of them and threw them to the geese, who gobbled down the lot.. Muhahahahah.
Well when I went out the next morning instead of the usual sausage poos all over the place there were puddles of green stuff lmao.gif
Little f***ers, that'll teach em lmao.gif
12-31-2006, 11:38 PM
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HAHAHAHA they came by to wish you a happy new years man. happy new years, from the sh*tting mother Geese. lmao.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif
01-01-2007, 12:22 AM
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LOL i can so picture you in your little chemical warfare suit and that paint gun sneaking around and chuckling madly to yourself as you carefully place the pills around your property lmao.gif
01-01-2007, 10:08 AM
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Ill do it again in a few days and get some pics smile.gif Its raining so hard right now I darent drive the tib, the back grass is all flooded 02.gif
01-01-2007, 12:37 PM
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I wouldnt kill them or hurt them badly 'cos Im an animal lover (serious Im always feeding them cheesos and stuff) but the whole protien thing is funny lmao.gif
As for the weather? bad, very bad. Now you can see why I wont drive the tib today because I get a feeling my CAI would take a mouthful.
As for the weather? bad, very bad. Now you can see why I wont drive the tib today because I get a feeling my CAI would take a mouthful.