GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
> >
> > Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa...half discovered, half wild,
> > naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
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> > Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America...well developed and open to
> > trade, especially to someone with cash.
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> >
> >
> > Between 31 and 35 she's like India...very hot, relaxed, and convinced of
> > her own beauty.
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> >
> > Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France...gently aging, but still a
> warm
> > and desirable place to visit.
> >
> >
> >
> > Between 41 and 50 she's like Yugoslavia...lost the war, haunted by past
> > mistakes, and massive reconstruction is now necessary.
> >
> >
> >
> > Between 51 and 60 she's like Russia...very wide, and borders are
> > unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
> >
> >
> >
> > Between 61 and 70 a woman is like Mongolia...a glorious and all
> conquering
> > past, but alas no future.
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> >
> > After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan...everyone knows where it is but
> > noone wants to go there.
> >
> >
> > GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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> >
> >
> > Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq...ruled by a ****.
> >

 

lol....*sigh*
I never thought i'd see the day.....anyway, nuff ho'in around.