majik

PENDING MARRIAGE
>> My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over
>> a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
>> only one little thing bothering me. It was her
>> beautiful younger sister.
>>
>> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
>> tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One
>> day "little" sister called and asked me to come over
>> to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
>> I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
>> feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
>> overcome.
>>
>> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
>> once before I got married and committed my life to her
>> sister.
>>
>> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
>> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
>> you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
>> me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
>> her go up t he stairs.
>>
>> When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
>> and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
>> for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
>> to the front door.
>>
>> I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
>>
>> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
>> outside, all clapping!
>>
>> With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
>> me and said, we are very happy that you have passed
>> our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man
>> for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>>
>> And the moral of this story is:
>>
>>
>> Always keep your condoms in your car