Pending Marriage
PENDING MARRIAGE
>> My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over >> a year, and so we decided to get married. There was >> only one little thing bothering me. It was her >> beautiful younger sister. >> >> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very >> tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One >> day "little" sister called and asked me to come over >> to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when >> I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had >> feelings and desires for me that she couldn't >> overcome. >> >> She told me that she wanted to make love to me just >> once before I got married and committed my life to her >> sister. >> >> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. >> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if >> you want one last wild fling, just come up and get >> me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched >> her go up t he stairs. >> >> When she reached the top she pulled off her panties >> and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there >> for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight >> to the front door. >> >> I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. >> >> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing >> outside, all clapping! >> >> With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged >> me and said, we are very happy that you have passed >> our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man >> for our daughter. Welcome to the family." >> >> And the moral of this story is: >> >> >> Always keep your condoms in your car |
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