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Old 12-12-2013, 03:46 PM
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NEW YORK — “He wrote all them love songs and still don’t know how to treat a b*tch” Responded Aisha Atkin’s rapper Ja Rule’s wife in an opening statement during her MTV exclusive “Married Life After Prison” set to air later this month.



“We spent 10 plus years building our marriage but it only took him two to decide he’d rather suck a d*ck than be with his wife” Ja Rule was sentenced to two years in jail for a gun charge and released earlier in 2013 when he presumably returned to life with his family, but according to Aisha that is simply not the case. “He returned home alright; To get his sh*t and leave”



She claims that Ja Rule real name Jeffery Atkins simply told her that he was sleeping with his personal trainer and not until later did she find out that not only was he a man, but his prison cell mate. Aisha admits that she hopes this is just a phase, but is now convinced that the whole 50 cent thing was not just a silly rap feud, but more than likely a crush.


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Nothing wrong with sucking dick
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...unless you're a dude, in which case
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...unless you're a dude, in which case


Still nothing wrong with it, it that's your thing. Some guy sucking some other guy's dick has zero effect on my life.
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I always said he was gay.
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Originally Posted by i8acobra
Still nothing wrong with it, it that's your thing. Some guy sucking some other guy's dick has zero effect on my life.


This.
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Originally Posted by i8acobra
Some guy sucking some other guy's dick has zero effect on my life.


I'm never able to sleep right knowing that somewhere in this world some guy I'll never meet is fellating another. Or worse!

I just can't stop thinking about gay sex, it offends me so much it's on my mind 24/7.





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