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Old 06-23-2008, 08:37 PM
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The song's a bit old now, but I did this (with Fixation's help) back in 2005:

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How's this? I fine tuned it a little.

Sang to: Eminem's "Just Lose It"

Guess who's back, back again
Rice is back, tell a friend

[Verse 1]

Now everyone report to McDonalds
to McDonalds, to McDonalds,
Now everyone report to McDonalds
All right stop, ebrake time!

Come here little kiddies, do a lap
Guess who's back with some brand new crap
And I don't mean crap as in a new case, of nitrous oxide purging in your face
[nitrous purge sound] , no worries
Mugen's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
My screeching tires impress all the little boys
That's what I learned from Michael
He's my hero, maybe I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit outta control with my ride
Good God, brake, do a little slide
Rev match, shift-heel toe and just glide
to the center of the 4-way
Like CF for the engine bay
And it's cool to be phased-out now
Nobody's gonna know who'd hear it?
Give a lot of "BOOM BOOM" it's OK
[bass boom]
Oops my CD just skipped
And everyone just heard your speakers kick

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you glance
It's your chance
Yeah boy squeel that rubber
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now drop it
[tires screech]
Just drop it
[tires screech]
Go crazy
[tires screech]
Oh baby
[tires chirp]
Oh baby, baby
[tires chirp]

[Verse 2]
It's friday and it's race day
I'll be running 10's all the way to Sunday
Maybe even monday, who says pink cars are gay?
Praying to the Honda gods
Flyin' on the freeway, feelin' bit 'a downforce
Push the tail down and the nose up
I don't know how i'm steerin'
All I know is that taction is somewhat [over-rated]

Excuse the diss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I seem to get my altezzas to work
Should I punch the gas, or pull over there?
Sit on the hood, maybe stare at those Mustangs? [Yeah]
What's your problem, race to the sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
Race! [HA-HA]
My piston sleeves bind!
and the T3's tryin to unwind!

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you glance
It's your chance
Yeah boy squeel that rubber
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now drop it
[tires screech]
Just drop it
[tires screech]
Go crazy
[tires screech]
Oh baby
[tires chirp]
Oh baby, baby
[tires chirp]

[Verse 3]
It's tuesday and I struck out
I'm in last place, I dunno what happened
They say my valve cover gasket broke,
Driving down the street smokin [cough cough cough]
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I add is nitrous, I'm no tuner
They said "Save it boy we saw your car
Losing to an old lady" [by three cars]

Now this is the part where the oil breaks down
It's real cheap stuff, engine's makin sounds
Everything looks like a quarter mile now
The belt goes snap, my car is slowing down!
Cracked block is reality
Look it's B Series
Oh you shot me up fifty now?
Im a four banger
banga banga banga banga banga banga banga
I don't have any cred to be right here High School
Fellas [what] fellas [what]
Peel out left make your best friend jealous [what]
Black cars, white kits, skinny tires, phat beats
Tall decks, small bets, I'm callin out debts
Everyone report to McDonald's
It's your chance for a little light dance yall
It's the season, just go [tires screech]
It's got no reason

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you glance
It's your chance
Yeah boy squeel that rubber
Oops I mean girl girl girl girl
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now drop it
[tires screech]
Just drop it
[tires screech]
Go crazy
[tires screech]
Oh baby
[tires chirp]
Oh baby, baby
[tires chirp]

[Outro]
UmMmMmm Bondo my body
UmMmMmm Prime my body
Ooh boy don't paint my body
I mean girl don't paint my body

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Old 06-23-2008, 09:39 PM
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exactley how much free time is liz giving you jed? lol it seems like too much to be sure lol lmao.gif props man, i could never come up with somethin like that tho.
Old 06-23-2008, 09:42 PM
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heh, I mean apart from cars... I guess I could do this one drunken night!

Old 06-24-2008, 08:56 AM
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well it helps when you don't actually live with your spouse...lol

He's got only 6 more weeks of freedom!




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