Just got a good deal on a laptop!
Dude, you can take a dump and browse the Internet at the same time!! My wife came home the other day and started yelling "WHY IS THERE A CORD FROM THE COMPUTER ROOM TO THE BATHROOM???"
Women will just never understand that dump time is like meditation, you clear your head and your colon!!
Women will just never understand that dump time is like meditation, you clear your head and your colon!!



