oh yeah he worked for a university, you have me convinced it must be a conspiracy!





Virginia tech shooting- english major - 32 dead

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Tech_massacre





what else happened april 16 2007



2007 United States Wal-Mart reached first place in this year's Fortune 500

16th April 2007 : Wal-Mart is awarded the first place in sales and company size in this year's Fortune 500, with revenues of $351,139,000,000, profits of 11,284,000,000, assets of 151,193,000, 000, and a stockholder equity of 198,107,900,000 for the year-ending 2006. It narrowly beat Exxon Mobil to first place.



ITS WAL-MARTS FAULT!!!



Ft Hood shooting - a DOCTOR and a PSYCHIATRIST - 13 dead

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Hood_shooting



and what else happened on november 5 2009





November 5, 2009 The United Nations is to pull non-essential staff out of Afghanistan after an increase in violence in the country.





ITS THE UNS FAULT!!!



EDIT tossing in high school yearbook photo for more derp

 

i mean, feel free to ignore the real question here. WHO IS HIS FATHER?

 

Why is that important?

 

what is this oprah? are people gonna be all I ACT BAD CUZ OF MY DADDY!!!!





where have i heard the plot of this conspiracy theory before?



guy is forced to kill people, then left to be a fall guy



oh yeah



modern warfare 2



TEH VIDEO GAMEZ ARE KILLZ TEH INNOCENTZ



[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHV5uopEJBw[/YOUTUBE]

 

gtfo