This guy walks into a bar. Two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. What the heck," he says, "I really want a drink." When the gay bartender approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?" The customer says, "Look, I'm not
into any of that. All I want is a drink."

The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for example, is called
NIKE, for the slogan "Just Do It".

That guy down at the end of the bar calls his
Snickers, "because It Really Satisfies". The customer looks dumbfounded. So the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man
looks back and says with a smile, "Timex, cause it Takes a Lickin' and keeps on Tickin'.

A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So what do you call your penis?" The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because Quality is Job one. Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, Lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the
bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer."


The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!

 

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that was funny as hell

 

I met a guy once who said his dick's name was Andrex. I asked if that was because 'its soft strong and very, very long'? He said, no, its coz it always runs out when you need it most...

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