That's crazy, I would've filed a harrassment complaint against them.

 

NEW STORY!!!

well one time i was at my brothers old apartment out by carlisle and gibson which if your from here isnt the best neighborhood in the world in fact its one of the roughest places in albuquerque lots of stuff goes down there

well one day my brother was out talkin to his neighbor(female) just chillin out smoking a cig i was inside playing the playstation when all of a sudden i hear boom boom boom boom i was like wtf? so i grab my .32 and go outside to figure out what the hell is goin on and all of a sudden my brother is runnin toward the apartment

so now im all huh?

well aparently someone the girl nows came over and started a fight with her my brother stepped in to calm them down and told his neighbor to go inside her apartment before the cops show up or somethin the girl that came over and started the fight got in her car and she pulled out a gun and started shooting from the car at BOTH of them so we go inside and i grab the kids and we take off out the back
i take them to a friend of mines house and drop them there then i go to go make sure my brother is ok

i get there and there are all kinds of cops i pull up and park then a cop comes and pulls me out of the car and handcuffs me he asks me what i did with the gun i said what gun? (i never showed mine so i play stupid) aparently the girl that did the shooting said a person that was in my bros apartment started shooting first at her so she shot back in self defense my brother (who is also handcuffed at this time) is talkin to someone when i see a camera so im like huh? then the camera guy shows up with a cop to come talk to me

i ask what the hell is with the camera and apperently there from COPS the tv show now im like great im on the ground handcuffed while the cops search my car and now im gonna be on TV i tell the camera man get that shit out of my face now before i press charges for possible incrimination so they did(i didnt think that would actually work lol) i told the cop that the person started shooting at my brother and his neighbor so i grabbed the kids and took them to safety then i realized i left my brother behind so i went back for him

so now im here handcuffed sitting on the curb wondering wtf
then a different cop shows up and says im investigator so and so ill be testing you for gun powder is that ok? i said yeah go ahead test away he tests my shirt my jeans my hands and so and so the girl says i was wearing something different when i shot at her (huge lie) so i told the cops to test my car cuz it would have left some on my steering wheel or somethin when i left to go drive away they do and it comes clean i told them she is lying if i was shooting at her as she drove away wouldnt there be bullet holes in her car? they look and find nothing but they do see slugs in the walls and in my bros neighbors car

the cops let me go and keep questioning her and my bro. my bro calls her a acid junkie and says she got all pissed cuz she was fiending for more and his neighbor owed her money. his neighbor had no money and says she will pay her on friday (its wednesday i think) the junkie then pulled a gun and attempted to rob them in order to get money. his neighbor swings at junkie knocking her down and they both ran for cover. cop tests junkie for drugs and guess what? shes high! who would have thought

well we all get let go and crazy junkie goes to jail. and here is where my screwed luck really shows...

on my way to take my brother to get his kids i get pulled over pulled out of the car and handcuffed again...cops were looking for a dark colored hyundai for a possible shooting on gibson and carlisle so now im here handcuffed AGAIN until the cop gets orders(about 45 minutes later) to let me go the investigator forgot to call off the APB

few weeks later im watching tv and guess what i see...cops on location in albuquerque for a possible shooting all they did was blur out my face and change my voice...

 

DUH!!! David, you definately have not a boring life!

How many times have you had your hands handcaffed in your life?

 

now are you asking handcuffed or detained?

cuz handcuffed like 5
ziptied like 10
locked in a police car/room while cops wait to find out what to do with me like 5

never been to jail though

 

dam dude that sux..
lol


you should start writting down badge numbers and incidents man

Once you get over 5... sue the city.

Some guy did it here in LA a while back..

 

meh not really worth it i guess besides most of the time its like wrong place at the wrong time
besides if i sue the city conviently the city screws me back some way or another to get even

 

WOOT NEW STORY!!!!

this one is pretty recent i havent told anybody cuz i wanted to type it out for all to know
redz doesnt even know about this!!!

AND

its recent!! as in the 21st (remember this its significant)!!

well ill start the story with a picture

ill explain everything below so just to get you a basic idea

ok i park my car across the street by dairy queen cuz i know people there and they would look out for me (not that great of a neighborhood) well i usually park facing the other way so i can get on the main road and go pick up the wife but i left for lunch and when i got back someone stole my parking so i was like great ill have to park the other way anyways my shift ends and now its time to go pick up the wife

i get in the car and i figure hell ill just drive up the road and go to central instead of having to turn around and having to wait for traffic ill just drive up through the backroads instead

so i drive up the road and the road deadends at the school so i turn left and drive up to the next road so i can turn right and about a good hundred yards up the road there is this guy at the corner he looks left then looks right and when he looked right i saw a bright green bandana covering his face and when i noticed that my stomach dropped then he lifted up his bright blue sweatshirt and reached for his black revolver

so i did what any male would probably try to at least attempt to do

i dropped the gear(its a auto) and floored it toward the guy hell nah am i gonna get robbed screw that!!!
the car actually accelerated!!! next thing i know he jumps out of the way and drops the gun
so im like shit he is defenseless what do i do now? i did what any AMERICAN would do in this situation

i chase his ass down the alley tryin to run him over people like that should be shot (im extremely pissed at this time)

eventually i hit a curb (which put a small bubble in the BRAND NEW TIRES i just installed in the dam car 2 weeks ago) and he jumped the fence i was gonna go back and take his gun but someone already beat me to that dammit i wanted a unregistered snub nose for free oh well so i carry on the same street i originally almost got carjacked on i get to the stop light and here is where my screwed luck shows

ITS CHARLESTON THE SAME DAM STREET THAT THE COP BEAT ME UP ON
oh hell no im NEVER driving down that road again and then i realize what day it was

THE 21ST!!! one month TO THE DAY since i was in that bank robbery

 

WOOT NEW STORY!!!!

this one is pretty recent i havent told anybody cuz i wanted to type it out for all to know
redz doesnt even know about this!!!

AND

its recent!! as in the 21st (remember this its significant)!!

well ill start the story with a picture

ill explain everything below so just to get you a basic idea

ok i park my car across the street by dairy queen cuz i know people there and they would look out for me (not that great of a neighborhood) well i usually park facing the other way so i can get on the main road and go pick up the wife but i left for lunch and when i got back someone stole my parking so i was like great ill have to park the other way anyways my shift ends and now its time to go pick up the wife

i get in the car and i figure hell ill just drive up the road and go to central instead of having to turn around and having to wait for traffic ill just drive up through the backroads instead

so i drive up the road and the road deadends at the school so i turn left and drive up to the next road so i can turn right and about a good hundred yards up the road there is this guy at the corner he looks left then looks right and when he looked right i saw a bright green bandana covering his face and when i noticed that my stomach dropped then he lifted up his bright blue sweatshirt and reached for his black revolver

so i did what any male would probably try to at least attempt to do

i dropped the gear(its a auto) and floored it toward the guy hell nah am i gonna get robbed screw that!!!
the car actually accelerated!!! next thing i know he jumps out of the way and drops the gun
so im like shit he is defenseless what do i do now? i did what any AMERICAN would do in this situation

i chase his ass down the alley tryin to run him over people like that should be shot (im extremely pissed at this time)

eventually i hit a curb (which put a small bubble in the BRAND NEW TIRES i just installed in the dam car 2 weeks ago) and he jumped the fence i was gonna go back and take his gun but someone already beat me to that dammit i wanted a unregistered snub nose for free oh well so i carry on the same street i originally almost got carjacked on i get to the stop light and here is where my screwed luck shows

ITS CHARLESTON THE SAME DAM STREET THAT THE COP BEAT ME UP ON
oh hell no im NEVER driving down that road again and then i realize what day it was

THE 21ST!!! one month TO THE DAY since i was in that bank robbery

 

LMAO, you and your theories...
they are pretty crazy tho, ...

Sorry you didn't get to hit that f***er but if he had jumped a far enough distance and I was close enough to the gun after slammin in the brakes, Ida grabbed it first.

Damn man... best one so far, by far.

 

LMAO, you and your theories...
they are pretty crazy tho, ...

Sorry you didn't get to hit that f***er but if he had jumped a far enough distance and I was close enough to the gun after slammin in the brakes, Ida grabbed it first.

Damn man... best one so far, by far.