Faiths Screwed Luck Story Post
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Faith, move to Ukraine, I'll help you setle down fing02.gif it's safer here
Mang you are lucky!
We have a joke:
Chuckcha - is a nationality (north east part of Russia, where snow is all the time). They are hunters and drive dogs. (they are like Rednecks or Hillybillies)
chuckcha went to a Moscow, get in a taxi and drove. Sudenly old woman run across the road and taxi driver did all his best to avoid the acident, in a minute chuckcha said:
- Russian - bad hunter, if chuckcha didn't open the door, granny would ran away.
so Faith, you should have opened your door, so that mofo couldn't jump that far fing02.gif
I think it's good that you didn't took that gun, cause, just imagine, if that guy shot somebody with that gun, and police find that gun in your pocket?
Mang you are lucky!
We have a joke:
Chuckcha - is a nationality (north east part of Russia, where snow is all the time). They are hunters and drive dogs. (they are like Rednecks or Hillybillies)
chuckcha went to a Moscow, get in a taxi and drove. Sudenly old woman run across the road and taxi driver did all his best to avoid the acident, in a minute chuckcha said:
- Russian - bad hunter, if chuckcha didn't open the door, granny would ran away.
so Faith, you should have opened your door, so that mofo couldn't jump that far fing02.gif
I think it's good that you didn't took that gun, cause, just imagine, if that guy shot somebody with that gun, and police find that gun in your pocket?
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Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 4,185
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Vehicle: Elantra HD / 2007
Faith, move to Ukraine, I'll help you setle down fing02.gif it's safer here
Mang you are lucky!
We have a joke:
Chuckcha - is a nationality (north east part of Russia, where snow is all the time). They are hunters and drive dogs. (they are like Rednecks or Hillybillies)
chuckcha went to a Moscow, get in a taxi and drove. Sudenly old woman run across the road and taxi driver did all his best to avoid the acident, in a minute chuckcha said:
- Russian - bad hunter, if chuckcha didn't open the door, granny would ran away.
so Faith, you should have opened your door, so that mofo couldn't jump that far fing02.gif
I think it's good that you didn't took that gun, cause, just imagine, if that guy shot somebody with that gun, and police find that gun in your pocket?
Mang you are lucky!
We have a joke:
Chuckcha - is a nationality (north east part of Russia, where snow is all the time). They are hunters and drive dogs. (they are like Rednecks or Hillybillies)
chuckcha went to a Moscow, get in a taxi and drove. Sudenly old woman run across the road and taxi driver did all his best to avoid the acident, in a minute chuckcha said:
- Russian - bad hunter, if chuckcha didn't open the door, granny would ran away.
so Faith, you should have opened your door, so that mofo couldn't jump that far fing02.gif
I think it's good that you didn't took that gun, cause, just imagine, if that guy shot somebody with that gun, and police find that gun in your pocket?
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sell seems like the last story got deleted in the move
basically its about me almost gettin a MIP and a "void" license cuz the license was bent blah blah if people want more info ill type it up again later
anyways i got pullled over tonight for driving down without headlights (JUST left a well light gas station didnt know i didnt have them on until like 10 feet out...by then he already had his flashers....) well apperently the new license i got since the other was "void" IS EXPIRED yup mvd express messed up and had my license expire the day after i got it....
so guess what i got? you guessed it DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE man i hate this place....
basically its about me almost gettin a MIP and a "void" license cuz the license was bent blah blah if people want more info ill type it up again later
anyways i got pullled over tonight for driving down without headlights (JUST left a well light gas station didnt know i didnt have them on until like 10 feet out...by then he already had his flashers....) well apperently the new license i got since the other was "void" IS EXPIRED yup mvd express messed up and had my license expire the day after i got it....
so guess what i got? you guessed it DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE man i hate this place....
