Some of that was pretty funny. I read every one of them. Classic Mad Mag.

 

Damn, ElantraRage. You're always posting some good stuff.

I have to disagree with number #1. Women having big boobs is not an excuse not to play. Male video game characters are always muscular, wearing tight clothes and are always the ladies' man. There was actually an article out there on the reason why majority of girls and women are not interested in video games as much as men. Some of the reasons are obvious: Women don't like blowing stuff up and Men and testosterone. Otherwise, majority of Top 50 are true. #4 applies to me. I used to own a Sega CD and Sega 32X. Sega CD was ok but 32X was really bad.