Sorry dudes, lemme break it down real quick





Crispy grand chicken, quarter pounder, Mcbites, plain ole cheeseburger, and the chicken scorcher friggen walk all OVER the brekky menu. The breakfast menu is just like five variations of plebian dry bun, fake egg, wet bacon that is essentially uncooked, and I don't even have adjectives for the sausage. It reminds me of the monty python sketch: spam, spam with spam, sausage with spam, spam without sausage, egg and spam, spam and egg... etc.



Plus hashbrowns are like $1.35 a whizz

Plus the wraps are nasty as hell; who even has thin, dry wraps for breakfast?







Come hit me up when the breakfast menu has got game.

 

All things we don't have (unless the names are different).

 

McD's only uses REAL eggs. I don't know what kind of McD's you have down under but I think you're getting screwed!

 

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They use real egg's but coming out of this chicken I might think twice!

 

give me a break ^^ You actually believe that?



They only make their breakfast sausages out of two headed piglets.

 

Maybe the old menu...but the bagel ones are aight, slight improvment. But the McGriddle is maple delicoiusness. The most inhealthy thing on thier menu (as hard as that is to believe) and SOO worth it.

 

Crispy grand chicken:







Chicken scorcher:







And mcbites are basically the same as KFC popcorn chicken, except about half the price.





I'm pretty sure mcdonalds uses egg rolls all over the world. Imagine a cylinder of egg white, with a smaller cylinder of egg yolk swirled within. They then cut off little fried egg patties and put it in your shitty breakfast menu selection.





The bagels only seem okay compared to the ultra poverty tier breakfast buns. They're usually wet and tiny. I can't comment on the mcgriddle yet, we don't get that in australia.

 

I worked there years ago, I cracked MANY MANY eggs while working breakfast