Seeing as how at certain times of the month our female lovelies tend to get a bit nasty and come out with penis belittlements I thought I would post a few of the comebacks that I have heard over the years...

"I may indeed have a small organ. But I have never played it in a cathedral before"

She says - "And who the hell is that going to please"

You say - "Me"

"Man, that was like throwing a sausage around times square..."

She says - "Make sure you take precautions !"

You say - "I've tied a plank to my ass"

"It's not the size of the nail it's how you go about hammering it in"

"I might not have much love.. But I could cost you nine months of your life, cause you great pain and fill a baby walker with it"

I'll add as I think of more. I have tons but these painkillers are doing me in lol