Funny Comebacks For Us Men
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Seeing as how at certain times of the month our female lovelies tend to get a bit nasty and come out with penis belittlements I thought I would post a few of the comebacks that I have heard over the years...
"I may indeed have a small organ. But I have never played it in a cathedral before"
She says - "And who the hell is that going to please"
You say - "Me"
"Man, that was like throwing a sausage around times square..."
She says - "Make sure you take precautions !"
You say - "I've tied a plank to my ass"
"It's not the size of the nail it's how you go about hammering it in"
"I might not have much love.. But I could cost you nine months of your life, cause you great pain and fill a baby walker with it"
I'll add as I think of more. I have tons but these painkillers are doing me in lol
"I may indeed have a small organ. But I have never played it in a cathedral before"
She says - "And who the hell is that going to please"
You say - "Me"
"Man, that was like throwing a sausage around times square..."
She says - "Make sure you take precautions !"
You say - "I've tied a plank to my ass"
"It's not the size of the nail it's how you go about hammering it in"
"I might not have much love.. But I could cost you nine months of your life, cause you great pain and fill a baby walker with it"
I'll add as I think of more. I have tons but these painkillers are doing me in lol