Check it

http://pandy.fruitemu.co.uk/index.php?topic=68.0

 

Hahahahahahahahahah!!!

That is too funny.

Didn't you just get warned for titles? LOL

 

too funny M8.

I have to admit.. I only ever once got laid on a first date.. the relationship went downhill REAL quick from there

 

Does 30 minutes after meeting a girl at a party count as a first date?
If it doesn't then 2hrs into a 1st date definitely gets me on the list.
But most of my first dates ended at everything but "sealing the deal". I had game when I was a teen.

Ah, the good old days 02.gif

Funny song. I wish I spoke more Australian so I could understand the whole thing.
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On the first date?

Hmm...

6.

How many of them were one night stands?

4.

 

First date? Never

One Night Stand? 2

 

zoned tell me, how can

one night stand > sexin on the first date

?

 

Redz, I actually **'d the word myself.. It's kinda hard to put the song title up without swearing.

If it's bothersome (I also chose the 18+ area) then change it to shag or something..

Anyways, I have uploaded another one of Kev's great folk f*** songs (as he calls them)

These 2 so far are the tamest, some of his songs are *so* bad that he got his head kicked in at a concert by a lesbian woman's lib group.

The best of his songs is Super Mega Fugly, Fugly? Im sure you can work that out lmao.gif

Ill find and upload that one next, for now please enjoy Kev's Lament, AKA "I cum in me pants again"

http://pandy.fruitemu.co.uk/index.php?board=9.0

OK Supa Mega Fugly is now up.

How many times you got drunk and met one of these? lmao.gif

This is the song that got good ole Kev into trouble with the women's rights movement in Australia lmao.gif

http://pandy.fruitemu.co.uk/index.php?board=9.0

Translation guide for mega fug.

Shiela = woman.

Fanny = pussy.

Root = shag.

crack a fat = get a hard.

snags = hot dogs. (I think)

pissed = drunk.

 

Because I wouldn't date a girl who gives it up on the first night..

 

lmao.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif Funny stuff