Hyundai Aftermarket

Off Topic Cafe If it doesn't belong in any of the other forums. Post all Off Topic stuff here.

YO MOMMA IS.....

Thread Tools
 
Old 05-21-2001, 06:27 AM
  #1  
Speedblind
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default YO MOMMA IS.....
so stupid she tripped over a cordless telephone!

Any other good Yo Momma Snaps welcomed...yes I am bored!
 
Reply Like
Old 05-21-2001, 06:55 AM
  #2  
Senior Member
 
AUTOBOT's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 323
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Yo mamma so fat....

She was standing in line when her pager went off and the kid behind her said "EVERY LOOK OUT! She's backing up"
AUTOBOT is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-21-2001, 07:36 AM
  #3  
Speedblind
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
Yo MOMMA IS so FAT and so POOR that she gets $$$ for her $0.39 Cheese burgers on Sundays by going to the park and letting kids use her as a JOLLY JUMPER.

beat that!
 
Reply Like
Old 05-21-2001, 07:47 AM
  #4  
Senior Member
 
Dopeskills's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 562
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
yo momma's so fat she's got more roles than a bakery!

yo momma's smells so bad, she has to use right and left guard!

yo momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Don King in a headlock!
Dopeskills is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-21-2001, 08:06 AM
  #5  
Senior Member
 
AUTOBOT's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 323
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Yo mamma soooooooooooooooo ugly...

She got a job at the airport sniffing luggage.
AUTOBOT is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-21-2001, 08:12 AM
  #6  
tunez4523
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
Yo mama so fat she's got to take her pants of to get in her pockets.

Yo mama so fat her ass is registered in two different zip codes.
 
Reply Like
Old 05-21-2001, 08:16 AM
  #7  
Senior Member
 
AUTOBOT's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 323
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Yo mamma so fat....

She has to use beach towels to wipe her a$$
AUTOBOT is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-21-2001, 08:18 AM
  #8  
Senior Member
 
AUTOBOT's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 323
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
Yo mamma so fat....

She has to use beach towels to wipe her a$$
AUTOBOT is offline  
Reply Like
Old 05-21-2001, 08:39 AM
  #9  
Speedblind
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID...That when I told her she should try Head & Shoulders.....She got on my shoulders and gave me HEAD!
 
Reply Like
Old 05-21-2001, 08:50 AM
  #10  
Senior Member
 
AUTOBOT's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 323
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default
How did she give you head while she was on your shoulders?

If she was on your shoulders wouldn't that mean that you were licking the clam?
AUTOBOT is offline  
Reply Like



Advanced Search

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:38 PM.