Woke up and drove to a place that has REAL Chicago style hot dogs (vienna beef)

Went to the mall of america

Surprised the wife with a trip to the salon

Went to benihana and met a couple who were treated to dinner there by a good sameritan cuz it was the first time in 3 months they were out of the hospital (there 7 month old has heart problems and won't make it to the end of the month unless they get a transplant)

On the way to the movies saw a lady broken down, gave her a ride to a strip club

Dropped her off and 2 miles later saw a 70 year old man pushing his ON FIRE suburban off the freeway

Pulled over, turned his fire off with a gallon of antifreeze I had in the back he didn't even know it was on fire

Pushed the beast a quarter mile or so to get it off the freeway

He offered me a bowls worth of pot to help pay for the antifreeze, I declined naturally

and I am now drinking beer in a movie theater

What a wierd night

 

It's people like you that are destroying this once great country, negative rep for you sir! Now go do something productive and helpful.

 

I know, what an ass. Negative rep x10 for sharing such a mundane story.

 

Word. Negative rep. None-the-less, cool story.

 

Hey, my rep pushed Faith positive for the first time!

 

Did the girl at least offer a free lap dance?

 

Dtn you a**hole go back make my rep neg

No lapdance for the ride, she was a chunky black chick who wore too small yoga pants and talked like a (gonna sound racist now) stereotypical ignorant black chick

Makes me wanna disinfect the seats now