Who's The Oldest Tib Driver Here...?
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Joined: Mar 2006
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From: Cape Cod
Vehicle: 2001 Hyundai Tiburon
I'm 2 years old.
Well that's how my wife tells me I act sometimes when I don't get my way.
I'm 5 years old.
Well I've been told that I'm hung like a 5 year old.
I'm 16 years old.
That's what my Mom says when she sees my car.
I'm 18 years old.
That's what my wife says when I complain I don't get it enough.
I'm 20 years old.
That's when I step out on the court to play some hoops.
I'm 25 years old.
That's where I vow to perpetually remain.
I'm 34 years old.
That's actual age.
I'm 45 years old.
That's how old most people have thought I was since I started going bald when I was about 25.
I'm 50 years old.
That's going by the gray hairs in my beard.
I'm 70 years old.
That's going by the way my nuts sag.
I'm 80 years old.
That's how I feel after playing some hoops.
The 5 year old thing was just to fit the context of the joke. Really!
Well that's how my wife tells me I act sometimes when I don't get my way.
I'm 5 years old.
Well I've been told that I'm hung like a 5 year old.
I'm 16 years old.
That's what my Mom says when she sees my car.
I'm 18 years old.
That's what my wife says when I complain I don't get it enough.
I'm 20 years old.
That's when I step out on the court to play some hoops.
I'm 25 years old.
That's where I vow to perpetually remain.
I'm 34 years old.
That's actual age.
I'm 45 years old.
That's how old most people have thought I was since I started going bald when I was about 25.
I'm 50 years old.
That's going by the gray hairs in my beard.
I'm 70 years old.
That's going by the way my nuts sag.
I'm 80 years old.
That's how I feel after playing some hoops.
The 5 year old thing was just to fit the context of the joke. Really!
