Whats Eveyone Doing This Weekend
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QUOTE(bdiggy @ Oct 13 2008, 01:25 PM)
LOL. That part is awesome! Though the maids were looking quite nice too. It's a shame you guys had to be in those pics tongue.gif
Yeah, the midget wasn't there while we were drunk unfortunately, it was there the next day.
The chicks were more wierded out if you wanted their pictures alone than posing with you, so posing it was!
QUOTE(ElectricTuscani @ Oct 13 2008, 01:50 PM)
STACY is much hotter then those girls
I chose who I married wisely. smile.gif
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QUOTE(187sks @ Oct 13 2008, 04:40 PM)
I chose who I married wisely. smile.gif
Yes and well I have something I would say but its not appropriate so I will leave it alone
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Lessons learned this weekend:
Don't ever yell at a cop "I'm being drunk and disorderly!"
Don't ever tell your girlfriend that you'll "kill them if you want me to" while walking by my group close enough that I'll overhear it. You won't like the results.
Don't ever black out while drinking with guys that might be gay or curious.
Das Boot holds a lot of beer. German beer is strong. Don't drink too many boots full of German beer or the boot will kick your ass.
Don't confront Mexican pimps unless your fun meter is pegged at MAX and you have buddies.
Don't piss off Mexican pimps if you want a picture with their hookers. They'll charge you $3 for the picture even though you could "get anything you want for $30".
Don't lay down in a Bank of America ATM Kiosk while drunk and waiting for a taxi. You might pass out and get left behind or wake up covered in shards of glass. Or both.
Danish white > Hefeweizen.
Don't eat any hot sauce that comes with a warning label that says it causes intense pain and it's not for children. They are probably not kidding and it's hard to look cool while hyperventilating and begging for something to drink.
If you want it, order cinnamon roll french toast with a side of french toast. They'll bring it to you and it will be epic.
Never say "sure" if you don't understand what the waitress said to you. Sometimes they'll bring you a dinner for four when you're not expecting it. That's a lot of food but you know you'll try to eat it all.
Don't hit on the event staff at a drinking event. They're the sober ones. You'll look stupid. And they may or may not be underage.
Don't ever yell at a cop "I'm being drunk and disorderly!"
Don't ever tell your girlfriend that you'll "kill them if you want me to" while walking by my group close enough that I'll overhear it. You won't like the results.
Don't ever black out while drinking with guys that might be gay or curious.
Das Boot holds a lot of beer. German beer is strong. Don't drink too many boots full of German beer or the boot will kick your ass.
Don't confront Mexican pimps unless your fun meter is pegged at MAX and you have buddies.
Don't piss off Mexican pimps if you want a picture with their hookers. They'll charge you $3 for the picture even though you could "get anything you want for $30".
Don't lay down in a Bank of America ATM Kiosk while drunk and waiting for a taxi. You might pass out and get left behind or wake up covered in shards of glass. Or both.
Danish white > Hefeweizen.
Don't eat any hot sauce that comes with a warning label that says it causes intense pain and it's not for children. They are probably not kidding and it's hard to look cool while hyperventilating and begging for something to drink.
If you want it, order cinnamon roll french toast with a side of french toast. They'll bring it to you and it will be epic.
Never say "sure" if you don't understand what the waitress said to you. Sometimes they'll bring you a dinner for four when you're not expecting it. That's a lot of food but you know you'll try to eat it all.
Don't hit on the event staff at a drinking event. They're the sober ones. You'll look stupid. And they may or may not be underage.
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The sad part is Im sure there are alot more lessons to be learned from what shall now be called THE weekend. yes, THE weekend.
Australian hats are pimp.
Ice cream relieves the burning of hot sauce.
Always book your hotel a week in advance.
Taxis are the worlds greatest invention.
Cops can be cool too, give them a highfive!
Australian hats are pimp.
Ice cream relieves the burning of hot sauce.
Always book your hotel a week in advance.
Taxis are the worlds greatest invention.
Cops can be cool too, give them a highfive!