stockers running mate is nancy pelosi



i intend to win this sh*t

 

I would like to nominate "The Veldt" as our official campaign song.

 

i was thinkin the theme song from the knight rider but that works too



maybe the pot by tool



how about du hast by rammstein



we can use a crab as our mascot

 

Win? Sheeeiiit Man its gunna be a landslide victory, except California, most here have no brains and the proof is... Pelosi

 

I think our officially sanction religion should be Pastafarianism.

 

So another sequel to the Bible then is it? You would have thought God got it right with the first one, The Old Testament

 

Sorry all, I haven't been keeping up with this thread as I have been spending some of my campaign funds on blowjo... er..... "Helping employ women in low income communities". Yeah, that's what I'll call it. Please allow me to answer a few of your questions.





I plan to disband the Fed entirely. Those jokers have been robbing us for the past 70(?) years.









You sir are quite the troll. LOL





That could be part of our plan, if you can pay for said robo-border patrols. Maybe we should head to a Home Depot and get some "local unemployed craftsmen" that hang out in front to build them for us for super cheap?





˙ʇǝʞɔıʇ ƃuıʞɹɐd ɹnoʎ ʎɐd oʇ sǝǝdnɹ ɥƃnouǝ puɐ 'oɔɐʇ ǝuo noʎ puǝs llıʍ I ʇnq 'ɐılɐɹʇsn∀ ɹoɟ sǝʞnu oN





Oh, you were serious? GTFO! Vote for stocker and I'll have you deported to a small island populated only by hundreds of duck sized horses, once I come to power.





One Horse sized Duck.

 

I,for one, welcome our new duck overlords.





here are more ideas:



in my personal opinion, the potus and vice potus should have military training IRL. If when elected, me and otec will have to have formal military training. That includes boot camp and getting yelled at by people all day. we both can afford to lose a few lbs.



also, and my neighbor came up with this one, each member of the senate and house will have to have at least (1) child in the military, or have had (1) child who has served. They are so willing to send OUR loved ones off to war, lets see if they are so willing to send theirs.



and one more thing, if flying in the United States using United States tax payer dollars, politicians are now required to fly commercially with everyone else. No more private jets supplied by corporations "at discounted prices" in hopes of having a politician on the payroll.





we shall be so blessed as to be touched by his noodly appendage







make sure you spread golden showers of hope all over their smiling faces!!!

 

No, we can just take the CIWS weapon systems off all of the decommissioned Naval vessels that will be scrapped when we cut the military budget one dollar for every dollar cut from "social welfare programs".

 

Why don't you just buy greece for -$0.01 and use the entire country as a testing ground for social experiments?