In light of recent election events, me and otec have decided that enough is enough and have chosen to team together to fix this great nation of ours.



As some of you have probably come to realize, im pretty right wing and otec swings for the gay wing side. teaming together to solve problems is the only way to fix sh*t.



here is how we plan to do so:



marijuana will be legalized not because of stoners and stoner mentality, because the sh*t is being used anyways and doesnt kill people which brings me to my next thought, TAX THE f*ck out of cigarettes, but make it a gradually increasing tax and start up programs to hand out patches. portions of tax money from cigarettes goes directly toward programs to stop smoking.



No smokers dying of lung cancer = less healthcare costs for everyone



which brings me to the next idea, everyone is bashing socialized healthcare mainly for the "it sounds like a good idea until someone has to pay for it" with MJ being legalized, tax money from that can go toward helping people get healthcare



ABORTIONS LEGAL FOR EVERYONE!! next time you wanna talk sh*t about abortions, flip the channel to TLC

dont want an abortion? dont f*cking get one

dont want other people to get abortions? send me your address and we'll have em ship babies there for you to raise. oh you cant afford it? how the f*ck do you expect people of lower class to.

jesus doesnt want abortions? well you can move to the country where he is president.



infrastructure in the country needs to be improved, but costs are preventing us from doing so. If elected, I propose we kill 2 birds with one stone.

Everyone is worried about illegal immigrants, and yes being an illegal IS f*cking ILLEGAL so, we offer citizenships to illegals who come to work for minimum wage to fix our infrastructure



ever look over during road construction? they are working there anyways



those are just some of the ideas floating around in trollbrain



if you have any other questions please ask and either me or otec will answer



well if otec answers ignore him hes a communist



here is our proposed cabinet members:



VISIONZ- head of public relations, the guy has like 232q452432422434234321423 followers on facebook, if he says "this sh*t is awesome!!" his minions will spread the word of such awesomeness



MAJIK- head of treasury cuz hes like an accountant or some sh*t



TIBBI- head of conservative affairs

I8ACOBRA- head of liberal affairs



(their job is to argue for our amusement)



STOCKER- head janitor, hes used to being on his knees in backwoods truckstop bathrooms so the transition should be easy for him. if he refuses, we will deport him back to africa where he belongs.





so without further adieu









vote for us in 2016!



I am faith and Ive approved this message

 

The fact that you have enough free unoccupied time in your day to put this together disturbs me.



I don't have enough free unoccupied time in my day to even read it! Except for the part where I'm referenced.

 

I'm OTEC and I approve this message!

 

well being unemployeed and a student makes for free time when i dont have homework to do



why not try to take over the world save 'merica

 

A group of 80s COEs are already trying. I was actually reading this when you posted:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000...372633058.html

(if link doesn't work, search "Executives to Press Congress to Embrace Spending Cuts and Higher Tax Revenue" and open WSJ link)

 

Weren't we going to raise taxes on bajillionaires too?



If I remember correctly it was something like they can donate money to charity or we'll donate it for them.

 

i thought about mentioning it, but then it conflicted with the idea of getting rid of the income tax



see me in the office....we got some thunking to do

 

We need to legalize gay marrige, because Faggots is people too!



That should be our campaign slogan.





Faith/OTEC 2016, Because Faggots is people too!

 

we can legalize it cuz sh*t, what do we gotta gain by not



but we cant use that as a slogan cuz they will expect rainbow colored american flag

 

No rainbow in the flag, maybe the military though

Relax military personnel past present and future as it was simply a joke cuz you guys rock, and some suck hard rocks no seriously thank you for putting you buts on the line even though corruption... errr Barack Ofailure gives you your orders.



Tell me Faith/Otec 2016, how will you solve the fact that we have to pay for every dollar printed plus interest on that dollar cause the formula does not work anymore. To sustain this type of corrupt ass system we have to take from wealth already in existence's to pay for the interest on the dollar paid. This is certainly coming to an end as those resources have been drained. I say we kick out the money changers, but hey thats just me... oh and are forefathers who fought against this crap, unless you have a public education then it was cause of a tax on tea.