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Old 01-29-2006, 01:20 PM
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Received this joke by email today.
It's pretty funny.


Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't
talking to you."
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Old 01-29-2006, 01:24 PM
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ouch...... BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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lol thats good haha.gif

i had to read it twice to get it though.
Old 01-29-2006, 02:25 PM
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kinda funny, but that was the BEST joke of the year that came out of australia?
Old 01-29-2006, 02:33 PM
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I read it 10 times and I don't get it 02.gif
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One of the best jokes Ive heard lmao. For anyone who doesnt know NZ has a lot of sheep I mean alot.
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QUOTE (Paler @ Jan 29 2006, 11:57 PM)
i want to help you:


ok, its not a good pic... wink1.gif laugh.gif


HAHAHA!!! Thanx!!! I got it, hehe. lmao.gif
Mang, it's the best pic ever!!!
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Nice. I like.
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NZ is like 4 million people.. 40 million sheep. It's a fairly old topic to joke about how much the Kiwis love their sheep.




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