Vodka Eyeballing
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Teenagers are quick to find new ways to consume alcohol without leaving the obvious smell of booze on their breath. This new trend involves pouring vodka directly into the eye, passing through the mucous membrane and entering the bloodstream through the veins around the eyeball. The result is a quick buzz. If done often, this activity can burn or scar the cornea, and in some extreme cases cause blindness.
Okay..... So I can, with 110% certainty, guarantee that NO teenager is eyeballing vodka to mask alcohol breath, they are doing to to get a quick buzz.
That said, I think anyone with brain 1 in their head is going go "gee Wally, this seems the stupidest dumbshit idea I've ever heard come from your lips." But in the event your children have fewer braincells than the Cleavers, a kid will likely do this ONCE. I can imagine the subsequent burn would be warning enough for most to say "Hey, that was stupid." Kids do dumbass sh*t and get hurt all the time. Its part of being a kid. There are much scarier things to worry about.
If your kid is one of those that doesn't give up after the first ill effect.... don't worry anyway. Natural selection's a b*tch
