majik

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon
an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing
liberal democrat drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us"
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See, maybe Hillary can bring this military fighting to an end.