Type in the following and pick the first definition to list:

NAME:

1. alyssa
the kind of girl who still manages to find a way to smile; the one that you'll see walking down the hallway, having her head up high, trying just one last time; the kind of girl that will get back up, each andeverytime she falls... the kind of girl who NEVER gives up.

AGE:

1. 20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints

JOB:

1. Army
An often under appreciatted branch of the miltary since the official seperation of the Marines from the Navy. A more stable fighting force then the Marines. Marines strike and go,whereas the Army gains and keeps control of the areas that have been weakened by the military.


WHERE YOU LIVE:

1. South Carolina
The greatest state ever! Beautiful beaches! Southern Charm! Pearls, sweet tea, grits, bow ties, palmetto trees, shagging! Most importantly, charming manners.

FAV COLOR:

1.dark blue
its a color

FAV FOOD:

1. Spanish
1. a person from Spain or a person whose ethnic composition is primarily derived of ancestors from Spain. (For this reason people from Latin America cannot necessarily be considered Spainsh see Note)

FAV ANIMAL:
1. dog
Not a cat.

WHAT YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP:

1. Vet
(n.) A Veteran. One who is long-standing in the field.

(n.) A veterinarian, one who is engaged in seeing to the well being of animals.

(v.) To search the history of someone to evaluate them.
a) I am a veteran of the Golf wars. Fear my VW of doom!

b) I'm ill, take me to the vet. I mean, uh, woof?

MOOD:

1. Bored
What you probably are if you're looking this up.

SOMEONE YOU DONT LIKE:

1. SGT Pratt
dim witted
useless
clueless

SOMETHING YOUR LOOKING FORWARD TO:

1. ABQ
Abbreviation for "albuquerque", a city in New Mexico. Sometimes home of renowned phone phreak Dual_Parallel and a veritable sea of ignorant masses.

SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU COULD DO:

1. sleep
You have been awake for 18 hours and are now viewing this useless definition of sleep. You are very tired and your brain is not functioning at its normal capacity. The bags under your eyes are starting to weigh you down. It's 1:30am and you have to get up at 6:30am for work. Another coffee wont help you now...
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hahaha I'm bored at work so decided to try it! lmao.gif




NAME:
1.Christian
A person who believes that Christ is their Savior. A person who believes that Jesus of Israel was/is the Son of God and was everything He claimed to be.


AGE:
1.31
turkish symbol for masturbation
- 3 is the hand
- 1 is the cock


JOB:
level designer isn't defined yet.


WHERE YOU LIVE:
1.Montreal
Montreal is a wonderful city full of action and a great history. [...] way too long to post the complete definition here!


FAV COLOR:
1.blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.


FAV FOOD:
1.Lebanese
One who has originated from the country of Lebanon.


FAV ANIMAL:
1.boxer
The boxer is a breed of dog that is categorized by the AKC as a working class dog. They are bread from German descent, from the previous dog breed known as "bullenbeizer." The boxer is known for it's keen senses, friendly, loyal, and loving disposition. In terms of intelligence, the boxer is in the 60% range of distribution, making them slightly smarter than the average dog. They are fantastic dogs for children, because they are very patient. They drool a lot, too.


WHAT YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP:
1.fighter pilot
A military pilot who flies fighter aircraft.


MOOD:
1.bored
What you probably are if you're looking this up.


SOMEONE YOU DONT LIKE:
1.Paris Hilton
Like Kansas, flat, white and easy to enter.


SOMETHING YOUR LOOKING FORWARD TO:
1.evening
the only time of day when over 90% of people are awake.


SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU COULD DO:
1.Japanese schoolgirl
someone who is insanely fast at typing text mesages on a mobile phone.

 

1. Justin

a ridiculously huge cok
he's hung like justin

2. 21
The age at which one is finally considered human.

3. Warehouse
awesome, cool, phat, huge

4. South Jersey
South Jersey..because Philadelphia is our city, we love WaWa(and there is at least 1 every 5 miles), the Eagles(people randomly shout out the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES cheer EVERYWHERE), a good hoagie not sub/hero, a real cheesesteak, jimmies on our ice cream, you ask what exit one if from off of the NJ turnpike,its the shore not the beach (and you always go there after prom), you know where the cherry hill, moorestown, deptford and even echelon mall are, and we think North Jersey should be a separate state.
It's wudder not water.

5. Green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'

6. Cheese Steak
A sandwich made of very thinly sliced steak covered in melted cheese(american/whiz/provolone) served on a long hoagie/sub roll--usually with grilled onions. The cheese steak invented in the 1930's in Philadelphia by Pat Oliveri of the world famous Pat's Steaks located in South Philadelphia.

7. Penguin
When a woman gives a man a BJ, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her to come back.

ehh i dont feel like doing the rest... but it is funny