True Americans and Presidential Candidate Choice
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True Americans and Presidential Candidate Choice
Real Americans like Football. Right? I'm talking about American Football (HKC) not that soccer sh*t.
Real Americans pay attention to their sports. Real Americans don't sit on Wall Street or in DC hurting our economy so they can make a quick buck controlling the price of commodities. Real Americans don't pump roids as they chant GTL! It's almost as bad as YOLO.
Real Americans obviously voted for Romney. As shown in the chart, 78% of Real Americans in the Top 9 teams of College Football according to the BCS Standings (as of 11/12/12) voted for Romney/Ryan in the 2012 election.
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Real Americans voting for Real Americans.
Disclaimer: This post, while factual, was created as a parody to linking the American IQ to the percentage of College Graduates within a certain age range to the popular vote in the Presidential Election by state. It is meant to show that any statistic can be factually supported while giving no credence to the accuracy of the title itself. The *IQ linked to Percentage of College Graduates within a given age range by specific states* is about as accurate as saying *Our college system is failing. Even the states with the highest percentage of college graduates under age 25 can't vote right in the election*
Real Americans pay attention to their sports. Real Americans don't sit on Wall Street or in DC hurting our economy so they can make a quick buck controlling the price of commodities. Real Americans don't pump roids as they chant GTL! It's almost as bad as YOLO.
Real Americans obviously voted for Romney. As shown in the chart, 78% of Real Americans in the Top 9 teams of College Football according to the BCS Standings (as of 11/12/12) voted for Romney/Ryan in the 2012 election.
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Real Americans voting for Real Americans.
Disclaimer: This post, while factual, was created as a parody to linking the American IQ to the percentage of College Graduates within a certain age range to the popular vote in the Presidential Election by state. It is meant to show that any statistic can be factually supported while giving no credence to the accuracy of the title itself. The *IQ linked to Percentage of College Graduates within a given age range by specific states* is about as accurate as saying *Our college system is failing. Even the states with the highest percentage of college graduates under age 25 can't vote right in the election*
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yeah.... the NFL, full of grown men who whine and cry about millions, and high school officials determining who goes to the Superbowl. 
The NFL isn't the same as it was when my grandfather was involved decades ago.
The NFL isn't the same as it was when my grandfather was involved decades ago.
