Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
And here we go...


#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"


#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



*And the Number One reason

Why Men Prefer Guns over women* .....
You can buy a silencer for a gun
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"


#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



*And the Number One reason

Why Men Prefer Guns over women* .....
You can buy a silencer for a gun
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And here we go...


#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"


#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



*And the Number One reason

Why Men Prefer Guns over women* .....
You can buy a silencer for a gun
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"


#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.



*And the Number One reason

Why Men Prefer Guns over women* .....
You can buy a silencer for a gun
Well played sir. I'd rather have a gun than a woman too. Oh wait, I do.
