During a recent flight, an 18-year-old woman and her friend noticed Kyle Pearce masturbating in the seat next to them.





At some point one of the witnesses said she whacked him on the arm with her book to get him to stop. "He ejaculated & got some on the seat." At that point he went to the restroom "for a long time."



Here's a segment from the charging documents.







http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/daily...bull_rider.php

 

Ah, good old Floridians.

 

does she have ADD when writing?

- masturbating

- clothes

- accessories

- destination

- personal information

- back to masturbating

- clean up

 

SOMEBODY GET THESE MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES OFF THIS MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!!

 

Fixed it for ya.