I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that not to sweat the petty things, and not to pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that age is a very high price to pay for maturity. lol.gif

 

Ive Learned beer is better then women because:
-you can have a dozen in one nite and nobody gets jealous
-beer stains wash out
-your beer will sit patiently in the car and wait while you play football.
-you always know you're the first one to open your beer
-a frigid beer is a good beer
-you don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
-and when your sober a beer still looks just as good as it did when you were drunk

Anybody else learn anything thru their lives??

 

I've learned that for all the boobs i see in movies, i never get to see penis. only butt.
I've learned that cars are awesome and girls can like them too!
I've learned that if I bought a dodge viper, i'd be paying almost $1800 a month....NOT including insurance
I've learned never to take a jello shot made out of straight bacardi....and then have a shot of ice 101.....and rum and coke....and 2 smirnoff's.....one word: **puke**
I've learned that when boys can make a fire in a pit, shirts are destined to come off and change the boys into when man created fire...**me man...make fire...burn things**
I've learned that if you activate your collar, you're a douche bag
I've learned that girls are biotches
I've learned that stupidity is an incurable disease plaguing million of americans everyday
I've learned not to bleach your hair and then die red over it...it WILL turn orange...bright f-ing orange

 

LOL, I forgot you were a she. wink1.gif

 

I didn't.

That's hot, she looks at boobs.

Heh...

 

hahaha....i don't TRY to look at boobs, but it's kinda hard to miss them when you're trying to look at Brad Pitt's ass and you keep getting tits thrown in your face wink.gif

i just learned that the impact of a 50mph car crash is equivalent to the impact of jumping out of an eight story building.....ouchies

 

I hope you didn't learn this from practical experience!
Another thing I have learned is that it's not what you wear, but how you take it off that counts.

 

lmfao

i'd like to share some of m favorite drinking games...

-statue of liberty
-quarters
-beer pong<------all time favorite
-drug dealer

and i actually dont know exactly how to play flip the cup, but it looks fun. had a beer pong tourny last night. our game(only played once...against a team that had been undefeated like 5 turns) went into overtime after i sunk my shot with full pressure, cause they just got rid of all our cups. great game.

if any of you want rules on these games, just ask. wink.gif

 

Of all the stuff I've learned my #1 rule is to never attract attention to myself unnecessarily.

Loud exhaust, speeding, windows tinted too dark, talking on a cell phone in a restaurant, being the only white guy in the bar, being the only male in the bar, drinking too much, talking too much,... you get the idea....attracting attention tends to turn out badly.

 

Another thing I've learned is never volunteer for anything!