The Lord hath spoken, and he hath sayeth unto me "go fourth and spread the word and unto ye shall become great things". So I stand here before you, not just DTN, the forum moderator on HA. No, I stand here before you as Reverend DTN. I have seen the light of the Universal Life Church Monastery. I am now a ordained minister. Please, my brethren, spread love upon thy neighbor and thy neighbor's neighbor.






Now, please follow along with me as I read this passage from MILF 3:42
The Lord hath spoken
and his voice hath rung true
He spoketh words of wisdom
and in those words were the truth
and in the truth I found the words
the words with which to bring the message
He hath cast upon me these pearls
and he hath sayeth unto me
all ye men that haveth a problem
and doth loveth another man
knock it off because you're bugging me


http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination#

 

Lol, yeah I know a couple people who have become ministers over the internet. Lol.

 

yeah, but this is free and fast. just click that link, put in some information and become ordained.