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Old 01-18-2010, 11:31 AM
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Anyone seen this site yet?

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life


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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.


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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again


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He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.


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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.


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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse



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Old 01-18-2010, 01:59 PM
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Quite a few from my area code too lol.
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