Star Wars Bonus Scene
05-20-2005, 07:44 PM
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A furious lightsaber duel is underway. Darth Vader is backing Luke Skywalker towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off in to the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No... Luke, I am your father!
Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search you feelings..... you know it to be true....
Luke: NO!!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...
Luke: No...
Darth Vader: Yes... seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and you couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...
Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control Ship!
Luke: Well, it's not my fault...
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... BOO HOO, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... WAAHHH WAHHH!"
Luke: Shut up...
Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi Knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.
Darth Vader: O, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a pod racer... right here, baby!!
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I just thought this was funny. I got it in an email from a friend. Just think of Darth Vader acting like Dr Evil from Austin Powers. I dunno. Enjoy.
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No... Luke, I am your father!
Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.
Darth Vader: Search you feelings..... you know it to be true....
Luke: NO!!
Darth Vader: Yes, it is true.... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?
Luke: Threepio?
Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...
Luke: No...
Darth Vader: Yes... seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and you couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...
Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control Ship!
Luke: Well, it's not my fault...
Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... BOO HOO, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... WAAHHH WAHHH!"
Luke: Shut up...
Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi Knights!
Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.
Darth Vader: O, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a pod racer... right here, baby!!
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I just thought this was funny. I got it in an email from a friend. Just think of Darth Vader acting like Dr Evil from Austin Powers. I dunno. Enjoy.
