Soooo True!!!
10-18-2004, 04:04 PM
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Re: How many interseted in gullwing doors?
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly
her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful . CAREFUL!
Put in some butter! Oh my GOD! Your cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFULL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you lost your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use
the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving with you in the f*cking car!
her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful . CAREFUL!
Put in some butter! Oh my GOD! Your cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE
BUTTER?
They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFULL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you lost your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use
the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
when I'm driving with you in the f*cking car!
10-18-2004, 04:11 PM
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Re: Soooo True!!!
sounds like my mom when my dad is driving. it's not me though...when my BF does crazy things in his car, i practically put my hands up in the air and say 'weeee'! plus, i know he knows how to drive better than me wink1.gif...so i don't direct him.
10-18-2004, 04:24 PM
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Re: NO BRAKE LIGHTS!!!!!
That's why my wife won't get on the back of a bike with me, b/c she has no control and I can't hear the nagging lol.gif
10-18-2004, 04:41 PM
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Re: Soooo True!!!
QUOTE (CyberShark)
LOL..I like to do shit like that to my wife to get my point across.
Yup.... can definitely relate to having resorted to that.
QUOTE (col96fx)
That's why my wife won't get on the back of a bike with me, b/c she has no control and I can't hear the nagging
HA HA HA HA!!!!!
As for the joke. Very funny.
