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So, umm...who got rear ended first?

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Old Mar 5, 2012 | 10:50 AM
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Default So, umm...who got rear ended first?

Cant make this stuff up...



http://jalopnik.com/5889727/this-man...toy-in-his-ass



A 41-year-old man was arrested last Friday in Florida for rear-ending another vehicle. He had a blood-alcohol content over five times the legal limit. While a shame, both are exceedingly normal occurrences. What is not exceedingly normal was that, according to police, he also had a "sexual anus plug in his rectum."



We don't know when or how exactly the police determined the man had a butt plug inserted at the time of the crash, but we can tell you that he had urinated on himself by the time the police arrived and "soiled himself" on the way to jail. He was also wearing flip flops at the time. There were no injuries in the crash.


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Old Mar 5, 2012 | 11:13 AM
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I've seen parts of Florida. Not surprised.
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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 07:25 AM
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Wow......guess the plug couldn't keep the soil in!
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Old Mar 7, 2012 | 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by bdiggy
Wow......guess the plug couldn't keep the soil in!


Must not have been big enough. lol.



I don't really find it that weird that he was wearing a plug. There are a lot of men and women of all sexualities who enjoy anal stimulation, and also enjoy anal plugs. I don't judge. I can't really, I'm one of them.
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Old Mar 7, 2012 | 03:07 PM
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He was also wearing flip flops at the time.
how the F is this relevant to the rest of the story?
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Old Mar 8, 2012 | 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by majik
how the F is this relevant to the rest of the story?


Shoes are always important.
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Old Mar 8, 2012 | 06:43 PM
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Men don't wear flip flops, at least not guys that look like that!
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Old Mar 8, 2012 | 08:27 PM
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Men don't wear flip flops


I'm shocked and appalled, sir! A pair of thongs is the manliest garment that there is!
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